When it comes to religion, you should treat it like you treat your own genitalia. This may sound absurd, but it is quite inline with the general obsession that religion has on genitalia. This is evident in religious ceremonies like genital mutilation called circumcision. You honestly want to tell me that an almighty God or being has any interest in you mutilating a small baby’s genitals. If He/She/It does find that important then that God is a sadistic pedophile. But anyway let’s get on with some tips for Christians how to behave.

  • Feel free to enjoy it with consenting adults only.
  • Don’t expose it to people who haven’t specifically asked to see it.
  • Do not show it to children.
  • Know that not everyone enjoys it as much as you do.
  • It may be your only source of pleasure, but others are not as impressed.
  • Remember that just because it’s bigger than the other ones you have seen, that doesn’t give you any special privileges.
  • You should examine it closely, and often, to make sure you haven’t picked up anything dangerous that you might transmit to others.
  • You should examine it closely, and often, to make sure you haven’t picked up anything dangerous that you might transmit to others.
  • Yours is not how everyone else’s must look like. It’s not the standard by which all genitalia is measured.

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