The Sin Scam

It is the ultimate scam. Think about it: You pay the church to insure you for imaginary crimes against an imaginary being, so that you won’t go to an imaginary hell, as well as insuring you to go to an imaginary heaven. It’s a billion dollar industry established by charlatans and funded entirely by the stupidity of our speices.

Michael Sherlock

Why men are happy, the rest peer vexed from a distance

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

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You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, stocks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?

Mark Twain